Add goal-tracking features for our challenge -- 200000 by March 20
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api/app.js
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api/app.js
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@ -15,7 +15,8 @@ const base = Airtable.base('appogmRaVRo5ElVH7');
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let speedArr = [];
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let latest;
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addQuotes();
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const goalDate = '03/20/2021';
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const goalNumber = 200000;
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const app = new App({
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token: token,
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@ -162,24 +163,23 @@ async function report() {
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let averageSpeed = await getAverage();
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let thousandsGoal = Math.ceil(latest / 1000) * 1000;
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let thousandsTime = predictTime(thousandsGoal, latest, averageSpeed);
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let tenThousandsGoal = Math.ceil(latest / 5000) * 5000;
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// let tenThousandsGoal = Math.ceil(latest / 5000) * 5000;
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let pastThousandsGoal = Math.floor(latest / 1000) * 1000;
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let tenThousandsTime = predictTime(tenThousandsGoal, latest, averageSpeed);
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// let tenThousandsTime = predictTime(tenThousandsGoal, latest, averageSpeed);
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let goals = predictSpeed(goalDate, goalNumber, latest);
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let message =
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`Good evening, my underlings! You have done a _brilliant_ job with the counting. Mmm. Yes. Numbers are savory.
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Today we've went from *${oldest}* to *${latest}*!
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`Today we've went from *${oldest}* to *${latest}*!
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- :arrow_upper_right: The day's progress: *+${diff}*
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- :chart_with_upwards_trend: Average daily speed: *${Math.round(averageSpeed)}*
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- :round_pushpin: At the avg speed, we'll reach ${thousandsGoal} *${thousandsTime}*
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- :calendar: At the avg speed, we'll reach ${tenThousandsGoal} *${tenThousandsTime}*
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:bat: Lovely work, my followers! Keep on quenching my thirst for numbers!`;
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- :round_pushpin: Our current goal is to reach *${goalNumber}* by *${moment(goalDate).format('MMMM D')}.*
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- :calendar: If we want to get there on time, we need to count by at least *+${Math.ceil(goals[1])}* a day.`;
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if (pastThousandsGoal > oldest && pastThousandsGoal <= latest) {
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let messageWithCelebration = `:tada: Congratulations! We've went past ${pastThousandsGoal}! :tada:` + message;
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publishMessage(channel, messageWithCelebration);
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// publishMessage('C017W4PHYKS', messageWithCelebration);
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let messageWithCelebration = `:tada: Congratulations! We've went past ${pastThousandsGoal}! :tada: \n` + message;
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publishMessage(channel, addQuotes(messageWithCelebration, goals, averageSpeed));
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// publishMessage('C017W4PHYKS', addQuotes(messageWithCelebration, goals, averageSpeed));
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} else {
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publishMessage(channel, message);
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// publishMessage('C017W4PHYKS', message);
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publishMessage(channel, addQuotes(message, goals, averageSpeed));
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// publishMessage('C017W4PHYKS', addQuotes(message, goals, averageSpeed));
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}
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};
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@ -190,6 +190,16 @@ function predictTime(goal, recent, averageSpeed) {
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return moment(unix).fromNow();
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}
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function predictSpeed(goalDate, goalNumber, currentNumber) {
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let today = new Date();
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let goal = new Date(goalDate);
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let timeRemaining = Math.abs(goal - today);
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let daysRemaining = Math.ceil(timeRemaining / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24));
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let neededSpeed = (goalNumber - currentNumber) / daysRemaining;
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return [daysRemaining, neededSpeed];
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}
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app.event('message', async (body) => {
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try {
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let e = body.event;
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@ -1,5 +1,43 @@
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function addQuotes() {
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console.log('hi');
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let regularStartQuotes = [
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"The DRACC is BACC with another midnight report!",
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"The clock striketh twelve, and the world’s only number-sucking vampire cometh with another report on your midnight progress!",
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"…Ugggh, my back hurts from sleeping in this old coffin! `*loud cracking noise*` Damn thing’s going to bend my spine into a knot if I don’t replace it soon. Anyways, here is your progress so far:",
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"Good evening, my underlings, it’s your friendly neighborhood genderbending vampire with another midnight report!",
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"Grumble mumble mumble, had a terrible sleep today. I need some more nUMBERS, my children!",
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"Back just in time for the midnight report! I apologize for the haphazard appearance, my dog Count von Corgo insisted on an early-evening walk in the park— wait, you can’t see me on Slack, can you? I COULD BE WEARING MY BIRTHDAY SUIT AND NO ONE WILL NOTICE IT! OHOHOHOHO!",
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"WHO DARETH WAKE ME FROM MY SLUMBER— oh. it’s the statistical report. Riiiight.",
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"I feel like _crap_ today. Woke up five times in the middle of the night because I thought I heard a mosquito buzzing by my ear. Shouldn’t have sucked human blood yesterday. \n OH SHIT I SHOULDN’T BE TELLING YOU GUYS THAT—"
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]
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let regularEndQuotes = [
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"Ah, a refreshing cocktail of numbers, topped with a squeeze of lime juice, makes me feel a lot better, ready to seize the night! Or suck the life out of it! ~hahaha pun totally not intended~",
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"Yum, these numbers are delicious! `*excited vampire slurping sounds*`",
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"Yes, my lackeys, yes! Now can you multiply that increase by ten? I know y’all can do this! I know it! I crave it!",
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"I’m savoring this consistent flow of numbers, my servants! Keep me sated… or else I might turn to blood…. *_heheheheh_*",
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"My minions, I am feeling famished! You must give me _MORE_!",
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"MORE NUMBERS, MY LACKEYS! MORE!! MWAHAHAHAHA!",
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"My oh my, there are too many numbers to consume! I'll have to store some in my freezer to save for another day.",
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"Someone by the name of Orpheus has told me that these numbers go well with a mint chocolate chip sundae! I'll have to try that one day. Unfortunately, the nearest supermarket is two hours away and I'm too lazy to fly there..."
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]
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function addQuotes(message, rawGoals, rawSpeed) {
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let start = regularStartQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * regularStartQuotes.length)]
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let end;
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let goals = Math.ceil(rawGoals[1]);
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let days = rawGoals[0];
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let speed = Math.round(rawSpeed);
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let diff = goals - speed;
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if (goals <= 0) {
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end = `:tada: YOU DID IT, MY LOYAL SERVANTS! YOU'VE REACHED OUR GOAL ON TIME! :tada: But there's still loads of time before we reach a million-- let's keep up the pace!`
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} else if (diff < 10) {
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end = `You're doing well, my lackeys! Keep up that speed of at least *+${speed}* if you want to reach that goal! You have *${days}* days remaining to get there!`
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} else if (diff > 10 && diff < 1000) {
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end = `Still room to improve your performance, my underlings-- you're only at *${speed}* a day! Get that speed up to at least *+${goals}* to get there on time! You have *${days}* days left!`
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} else if (diff > 1000) {
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end = `You're slogging behind, my minions! Only *${speed}* a day? RiDONKulous! Get that speed up to at least *+${goals}* to get there on time! Hurry up!!! You have *${days}* days left to get there!`
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}
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// let end = regularEndQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * regularEndQuotes.length)]
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return start + "\n" + message + "\n" + end;
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}
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module.exports = addQuotes;
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