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@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ const token = process.env.SLACK_BOT_TOKEN;
const channel = process.env.SLACK_MILLION_CHANNEL; const channel = process.env.SLACK_MILLION_CHANNEL;
const port = process.env.PORT ?? 3000; const port = process.env.PORT ?? 3000;
const goalDate = '3/1/2024'; const goalDate = '10/1/2024';
const goalNumber = 300000; const goalNumber = 300000;
const app = new App({ const app = new App({
@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ const app = new App({
}); });
function extractNumber(txt) { function extractNumber(txt) {
let array = ["\n", " ", "-"] let array = ["-", " ", "\n"]
for (let i of array) { for (let i of array) {
if (txt.includes(i)) { if (txt.includes(i)) {
return txt.split(i)[0] return txt.split(i)[0]
@ -173,9 +173,14 @@ async function report() {
function predictSpeed(goalDate, goalNumber, currentNumber) { function predictSpeed(goalDate, goalNumber, currentNumber) {
let today = new Date(); let today = new Date();
let goal = new Date(goalDate); let goal = new Date(goalDate);
let timeRemaining = Math.abs(goal - today); let timeRemaining = goal - today;
let daysRemaining = Math.ceil(timeRemaining / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24)); let daysRemaining
let neededSpeed = (goalNumber - currentNumber) / daysRemaining; if (timeRemaining >= 0) {
daysRemaining = Math.ceil(timeRemaining / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24));
else {
daysRemaining = math.floor(timeRemaining / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24));
}
let neededSpeed = (goalNumber - currentNumber) / Math.abs(daysRemaining);
return [daysRemaining, neededSpeed]; return [daysRemaining, neededSpeed];
} }
@ -238,4 +243,4 @@ app.event('app_mention', async (body) => {
} catch (error) { } catch (error) {
console.error(error); console.error(error);
} }
})(); })();

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@ -22,19 +22,23 @@ let regularEndQuotes = [
function addQuotes(message, rawGoals, rawSpeed) { function addQuotes(message, rawGoals, rawSpeed) {
let start = regularStartQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * regularStartQuotes.length)] let start = regularStartQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * regularStartQuotes.length)]
let end =regularEndQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * regularEndQuotes.length)]; let end = regularEndQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * regularEndQuotes.length)];
let goals = Math.ceil(rawGoals[1]); let goals = Math.ceil(rawGoals[1]);
let days = rawGoals[0]; let days = rawGoals[0];
let speed = Math.round(rawSpeed); let speed = Math.round(rawSpeed);
let diff = goals - speed; let diff = goals - speed;
if (goals <= 0) { if (goals <= 0) {
end = `:tada: YOU DID IT, MY LOYAL SERVANTS! YOU'VE REACHED OUR GOAL ON TIME! :tada: But there's still loads of time before we reach a million-- let's keep up the pace!` end = `:tada: YOU DID IT, MY LOYAL SERVANTS! YOU'VE REACHED OUR GOAL ON TIME! :tada: But there's still loads of time before we reach a million-- let's keep up the pace!`
} else if (diff < 10) { } else if (diff < 10 && days > 0) {
end = `You're doing well, my lackeys! Keep up that speed of at least *+${speed}* if you want to reach that goal! You have *${days}* days remaining to get there!` end = `You're doing well, my lackeys! Keep up that speed of at least *+${speed}* if you want to reach that goal! You have *${days}* days remaining to get there!`
} else if (diff > 10 && diff < 1000) { } else if (diff > 10 && diff < 1000 && days > 0) {
end = `Still room to improve your performance, my underlings-- you're only at *${speed}* a day! Get that speed up to at least *+${goals}* to get there on time! You have *${days}* days left!` end = `Still room to improve your performance, my underlings-- you're only at *${speed}* a day! Get that speed up to at least *+${goals}* to get there on time! You have *${days}* days left!`
} else if (diff > 1000) { } else if (diff > 1000 && days > 0) {
end = `You're slogging behind, my minions! Only *${speed}* a day? RiDONKulous! Get that speed up to at least *+${goals}* to get there on time! Hurry up!!! You have *${days}* days left to get there!` end = `You're slogging behind, my minions! Only *${speed}* a day? RiDONKulous! Get that speed up to at least *+${goals}* to get there on time! Hurry up!!! You have *${days}* days left to get there!`
} else if (days == 0) {
end = `Today's the deadline my minions! I hope you can count at least *+${goals}* today, otherwise we'll miss the deadline!`
} else if (days < 0) {
end = `We've missed the deadline by ${Math.abs(days)} day${(days < -1)? 's': ''} my underlings-- I hope you can make the next one. In the meantime, I recommend counting *+${goals}* numbers today.`
} }
return start + "\n" + message + "\n" + end; return start + "\n" + message + "\n" + end;
} }